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Them Thangs, What Must Be Knowed, in order for Thangs to be within the realm of understandability!

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Welcome to the home page of he who's home page this is! My name is Boyd, but folks call me the Perpetual Thangknower.
If you are of a curious nature, this expedition into the deepest recesses of subhuman perception should prove to be of lasting significance in your life.


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Now you are probably asking yourself,
what exactly does a Thangknower do? Your wondering what it is that sets him apart from the typical mentally pathetic sheep following the herd that you normally encounter when browsing the home pages of individuals, on what we snootily refer to as the internet, under the ridiculous pretence that anyone among us has actually used this medium for accessing information.

What force or insane ambition could possibly drive a man to desire the burden which must certainly be an integral part of a life filled with the responsibility of the possession of all thangs mortally knowable.

Well let me say to those capable of understanding a topic of this magnitude, that I don't know. All I know is that whenever people have a problem, or question, and they come to me in the bondage, and desperation of notknowedness, I always have the answer or solution.
I don't know, I jess know.

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  • To
  • Know
  • Perpetually

    THE PRIMARY OBJECTIVE

    Let us take a look at perpetual knowing as opposed to not knowing, or the condition of notknowedness. First of all, a Thangknower must not be confused with persons who can occasionally come up with thangs that are knowed. If this position is taken with a true Thangknower it will likely have somewhat the same effect as that of poking little sharp rocks up his nose, and as a result jeapordize your mental, and nasal health. Also remember that knowing is not the same as having knowins, and in retrospect notknowin is not the same as having that which can't be knowed. I hope this explains this perpetual Thangknowin as I know it because that is all I know.

  • By the way if anyone happening upon this intellectual treasure trove is musically inclined, I also play Guitar and Bass with grave severity as well as a doing vocals, and writing. I do digital multi tracking in my home, assisted by my Wife, who is by the way quite a Babe, and far more gorgeous than anybody elses, and my Five (Thats Right) Five Son's Travis, Jim, Thomas, Jessee and Matt, who are by the way perpetual thangbreakers, and far more destructive than anybody elses without whom mankind might never have discovered that there are magnets inside speakers.

    If there is anyone who would like to comment or correspond with me in reference to the articles discussed herein, (even though I probably already know what you're going to say.) Jess flang me an e-note. Address at bottom of page. Hope I have been of service.